josh kittens are fast and smart but they don't wear clothes
strongest weapon: ice sword
josh kittens have 4 guards 3 kings and 4 queens.
all josh kittens have a weakspot. but the kings dont.
i myself am josh kitten king the 1st!
me and my friend eli created the josh kittens!
josh kittens have a thing like CNN exept its called MEWNN
fact: josh kittens dont eat cat food!!!josh kittens have outposts and each outpost has 3 josh kittens.
Josh Kittens have been fighting the evil madman Brian Grish for two centuries!
when a josh kitten wins a battle it sometimes says yay more than 6 times!
josh kittens arent scared of dogs!!!the sacred josh gem is an item in wich a josh kitten can be overpowerd.
a josh kitten outpost can have 1 fire kitten and 2 ice kittens.
i am making parts of this app all the time!... exept for when i play minecraft.
a josh kitten outpost has 4 healing plants 1 lookout post & a tiny shop!!!
josh kittens can run up to 68 miles!!!i am a josh kitten exept i have 3 types! fire,electric & spike.
josh kittens like to code!
josh kittens are scared of wolfs but remeber not normal dogs.
josh kittens split up when there are enimes.
joke: josh kittens are very mice.
josh kittens need a password to enter a outpost.
there are 6 josh kitten clans.josh kittes need a key card to enter a clan.
there are 8 outposts in a clan.
bad josh kittens like dark kitten invade the clans once a day.
josh kittens are very cute.
josh kittens are smart & coolest animal in the world also my sister typed this stuff.
i am a josh kitten that likes video games.
mew NN has another thing called josh kitten news.
josh kitten outposts now have dungons!
i eat 1,ns & 0,s.
i eat yiga guys
henry parker is cool & awsome & smart.
i am a person
i am also a cool guy.
i am a lynel!
annoying bokoblin.
so... what will i post now?
beep bop. style.css. coding stuff
josh kitten clubs are now open!
a josh kitten club has diy progects ,stamps ,fun & josh kitten news aka mew NN.
new josh kitten weapons unlocked! sun sword, moon laser,ground hammer & snow bow and snow arrow.
the wanted josh kitten dark kitten is appearing evry day now.
im only 8 years old & im gonna get a teen rated star wars video game.
ok cut the chit chat. back to josh kittens.
my josh kitten weapons are sun sword,moon laser & spike staff.
josh kitten key cards have 5 upgrades a day.
once this weird josh kitten dude ate a clock and then he didnt care.
mew means sleep meow means sleep sleep sleep sleep this is house cat stuff.
new josh kitten key card! name: c-wert trust me this is a cool one.
new stuff on mew NN! josh kitten food & josh kitten tech!
new josh kitten weapons! cool turret & crystal blaster!
josh kitten houses have super cool things inside!
baby josh kittens mew becuase they cannot talk like half human & half cat.
dude ive been coding for hours...
EMMETT’S SECTION Emmett is cool! Woo hoo! New kitten! New kittens are cool! Tree kitten long hair, 12 moves 2 abilities meow! x1000 Page 1: Emmett’s Josh Kitten info (and some pics of Josh Kitten king). page 2: Eli’s Josh Kitten info (trust me it's cool). Me and my best friend eli are making this stuff. (page info is highlighted, kitten info is not) Anyways, to the info. Go down for Eli’s info or stay here for mine. My sister Lola Cellini is the josh kitten queen and has destroyed ancient cat. If you want to see ancient cat go to the page where it says 1: for the first word. 5: info: if your info says none, that means the josh kittens do not have any info. Thats all. 4: kitten types: fire,ice,grass,water,mega,enchanted,stone,thunder,spike,sun,moon and more. 3: special cats: coding cat,fancy cat,??? Cat & ancient cat Cool cat ninja cat ultra cat super kitten moraginth. Botw cat adri user1#%%*&^%. More coming soon! 2: dog info: none 1: ancient cat can only be found in a secret kitten temple. But if you cannot find ancient cat, you can find some fire cats in the temple! That temple has about 12 treasure chests in it! This temple is huge! Fact: josh kittens have thorns on their back! (only spike kittens.) end of fact. 0: my mom is the josh kitten queen the 2nd learn more about my mom at catsup,aka app#2 [catsup.glitch.me] Picture that is close to josh kitten temple: If you are not emmett edit here. ELI’S SECTION BELOW Josh Kittens have been around for millions of years. New Josh Kitten news: on Planet Bracchara, part of the Josh Kitten Empire, there was a big fire near the city of San Leonardo. Uaetean, “The Unleasher”, as he was called because of the unleashing of his strength, could lift weights that were hundreds of pounds heavy. Even Getoen the Basher could only lift half of that. Updated news on JKWeb (Josh Kitten version of the Internet) site at jkwaei-secure://fnd.jkehs.gov/web/news/en/update (link only available on JKWeb app*) says that an asteroid slammed into the ocean on Planet Graube. *JKWeb has not been invented yet, but the code will soon be there once the app (or extension, possibly) is created. You could also use the direct Homoweb URL, which has also not been created yet. Chef Mirk Meldin of the Antititinin Restaurant (in Zesta, Planet Castissinu) made the finals of the Josh Kitten Serabis Solar System Cooking Tournament 2020-2021 [PEHMMTBJK] , so the small town of Zesta, home to only about seven hundred people, is noticed more. All eyes are on Mirk as the Finals with him against Chef Fenton Gerastone, but it is looking bad for Fenton. Will Ch. Meldin win this famous once-every-seven-years competition? So far, there are seventeen judges. The judges will decide on the Fourth of January [PEHMMTBJK] which cook has won. Mirk Meldin has 138 points, whereas Gerastone has 104. First person to 250 wins. The small town of Rhododendron Curb has just been created and cultivated on planet Banner. The name “Banner” fits the description of why people live there: they were banned from the other planet in the solar system, Cred. Cred is actually more hostile, which is why a lot of people enjoy being on Banner, despite the cold weather (average summer day in the Northern hemisphere is about 48ºF and average summer day in the Southern Hemisphere is about 11ºF. If you go to a secret Josh Kitten website, and there is a page where you have to enter a code to get through, or it has to use cookies, GET OUT IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE CODE! AND DO NOT VIEW THE SOURCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Josh Kitten Translations: PART I OF “TRANSLATIONS”: Simple words and phrases Hello = iola Goodbye = dekrüm Bye = rüm Good = deikros [shortened in the “Goodbye = dekrüm” word -- to be shortened, if needed, it is dek.] Okay = gephir [NO ONE MISTAKE THAT FOR “GOPHER”!!!!!!!!] Seldom = nemúch [“ch” pronounced “ch” as in Scottish “loch” as in “Loch Ness”] Not = nincha [“ch” pronounced “ch” as in Scottish “loch” as in “Loch Ness”] [derived from nemúch] Bad = nindeich [Josh Kitten Jicilonian nin “not” + Jicilonian dek good -- in this example deich] Cat = etil Cats [plural] = etu Are = dimich [single word, by itself, as in grammar, dimich, in a sentence, dimus, pronounced dime + us, single word pronunciation is dim + eech, where the “ch” is like the “ch” in “Loch Ness”] Great = hanindeoc [Jicilonian hanin “overly” + “dek” good, but in this case, “dek” is “deoc”, a variation, and hanindek is anyway using too many deks. What I mean is that there are too many words including “dek” in Jicilonian. Kind of.] Overly = hanin Hubris = haninlyka [Jicilonian hanin “overly” + “lykaoe” prideful, but in this case lykaoe is shortened to simply just lyka.] Some phrases and what their words mean Phrase: Can/may I get a drink of water? Jicilonian Counterpart: Ephoel denäun chit aned i vettárfin sene varys? Pronunciation: Ee foy ell day n+ah-own ch[as in “challah” or “chanukah”]+eat ah-ned ee vait-arf-in seen-eh vahr-iss? Grammar (order of words, true meaning):
from my friend henry: First of all Emmett is super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super cool and so am I so we are the cool people and yeah Emmett you awesome and henry out (PS Say Yes on this page of the doc and I’ll mail you a keycard to the secret cool people organization or CPO for short)
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There is one huge Josh Kitten on Planet Troye, called Gigantifum, whose head alone is as tall and wide as a normal door. He is 18 feet tall and 47 feet long, according to new recordings. He is also five to six feet wide. Gigantifum is the guard of Mount Oskros, a Josh Kitten fort in the far north of Planet Qu (I know, weird name.) That is why Mount Oskros is the Josh Kitten main center for the Cannu Order of Solar Systems, which includes 42 total systems, including 189 planets, 768 moons, and 46 stars. They are all accessible by copies of Joshua Charking’s Time and Space Warper, even though Josh Kittens had invented ones before Josh came, his was marginally better at working. January 7, 2021 is the 205th anniversary of the invention of the Macroviewer (to reduce vertigo) by Alphia Carnum.